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text[number++] = "The mother of all software"
text[number++] = "The best there is, there was, and ever will be"
text[number++] = "Better than you"
text[number++] = "Taking over the world!"
text[number++] = "World domination, coming spring 2007"
text[number++] = "We know Petter"
text[number++] = "We PWN"
text[number++] = "Vi kan svenska"
text[number++] = "We'll do anything for money!"
text[number++] = "5p33kin' 1337 s1nc3 1840"
text[number++] = "Masters of Excel"
text[number++] = "It's a deal!"
text[number++] = "Time is money"
text[number++] = "We sometime tend to have very long slogans, for no particualar reason"
text[number++] = "Exploiting games since 1989"
text[number++] = "Invading YOUR living room"
text[number++] = "All you need to know!"
text[number++] = "We pass the test!"
text[number++] = "Practise makes pudding!"
text[number++] = "C++ is the shit!"
text[number++] = "Meister FTW"
text[number++] = "We think we are something"
text[number++] = "A big fish in a small pond"
text[number++] = "Meister for president!"
text[number++] = "You have no idea"
text[number++] = "Haxxing 24/7"
text[number++] = "I am your father..."
text[number++] = "Do you want to know a secret?"
text[number++] = "Wait! There's MORE!"
text[number++] = "We're only sixteen - imagine what we will be in four years!"
text[number++] = "Unreadable source code ftw"
text[number++] = "Codes are for wankers"
text[number++] = "Meister is retsieM backwards"
text[number++] = "Please donate some money!"
text[number++] = "You call THAT a program!?"
text[number++] = "Overconfidence is the greatest enemy"
text[number++] = "World Heavyweight Champion"
text[number++] = "Doing backflips all night long"
text[number++] = "I'm your papi!"
text[number++] = "You are ridiculous."
text[number++] = "We're so good."
text[number++] = "Just another day at work."
text[number++] = "'Be suure to read our EULA!'"
text[number++] = "Making Bill Gates cry like a baby!"
text[number++] = "We're cheaper than a Canadian shop!"
text[number++] = "Linux are for haxx0rs. Like us."
text[number++] = "This is a random script"
text[number++] = "Going karate on everbody"
text[number++] = "Glasses? We don't need no stinkin' glasses!"
text[number++] = "We set the trends!"
text[number++] = "More than just another face in the masquerade"
text[number++] = "Who's your sempai?!"
text[number++] = "Cockier than ever!"
text[number++] = "Yours truly."
text[number++] = "JavaScript means power."
text[number++] = "Stilren. Vacker. Underbar!"
text[number++] = "PHP means power, too!"
text[number++] = "ASP - Anders Steals our Programs"
text[number++] = "Making funny sounds!"
text[number++] = "Don't worry."
text[number++] = "Martial Arts experts"
text[number++] = "Detesting our fellow students everyday!"
text[number++] = "Power to the people!"
text[number++] = "g00die"
text[number++] = "Fredrik doesn't like communism . . ."
text[number++] = "'Cause no mere mortal can resist, the evil of the communist!"
text[number++] = "Michael Jackson has a fake nose!"
text[number++] = "Proud bums united!"
text[number++] = "Welcome to Luffarlandet!"
text[number++] = "Cats CAN dance!"
text[number++] = "Counter-Strike is for losers. Like THEM---->>"
text[number++] = "This is our 73rd slogan. Yatta!"
text[number++] = "Fredrik uppskattade kakan. Mums."
text[number++] = "Svane is a red-head"
text[number++] = "Jolt pwns Coca-Cola"
text[number++] = "Celeron ftw"
text[number++] = "Our slogan file is currently 4kb large"
text[number++] = "Kekekek ^_^"
text[number++] = "Ctrl+Alt+Del, oh so sweet!"
text[number++] = "Norton crashes thirty seconds after boot..."
text[number++] = "Antivirus is for sissies"
text[number++] = "Norway is a country. We don't live there."
text[number++] = "Sweden is larger than a city."
text[number++] = "Truth of the day."
text[number++] = "Metro my ass!"
text[number++] = "Too many slogans, no?"
text[number++] = "YOU fail it!"
text[number++] = "The ultimate source of wisdom."
text[number++] = "Lorem ipsum."
text[number++] = "We're better than Google."
text[number++] = "How come google won't find us..?"
text[number++] = "Håll käften, pojkar."
text[number++] = "Got a license to kilt."
text[number++] = "Obay."
text[number++] = "German is not only a great way to read more."
text[number++] = "Somebody set up us the bomb !!"
text[number++] = "What you say !!"
text[number++] = "How are you gentlemen !!"
text[number++] = "You have no chance to survive make your time."
text[number++] = "Bang, bang!"
text[number++] = "011011000110111101101100 = lol."
text[number++] = "Like a potato bag full o'joy!"
text[number++] = "Here! Have a moralcookie!"
text[number++] = "If you tie a string around your finger really hard it turns purple."
text[number++] = "Ulrick is the shit."
text[number++] = "format a:"
text[number++] = "Me root too"
text[number++] = "God, Sex, Love, Money"
text[number++] = "Anders keeps hacking us!! :'("
text[number++] = "Anton stole our source code, too. But then he figured, if you can't beat them, join them!"
text[number++] = "That's it for today."
text[number++] = "Adepti ai Pinguinului uniti-va!!"
text[number++] = "The greatest thing since communist yoghurt!"
text[number++] = "The greatest thing since sliced bread!"
text[number++] = "Picnic in October"
text[number++] = "Karlskrona's finest"
text[number++] = "Cows taste good"
text[number++] = "Vegetarians since 1964 (we eat meat, though)"
text[number++] = "Going gothic"
text[number++] = "Selling fish to Nook all day"
text[number++] = "Golden shovel"
text[number++] = "Judo chopping its opponents all night long"
text[number++] = "Party's over"
text[number++] = "Laughing out Loud"
text[number++] = "We need more slogans."
text[number++] = "Okay."
text[number++] = "Windows is gay."
text[number++] = "We have no money. Therefore, we cannot get bankrupt."
text[number++] = "The one and only"
text[number++] = "Salad Fingers is our friend."
text[number++] = "This text is bold."
text[number++] = "Ulrick is god."
text[number++] = "Let's call it a day!"
text[number++] = "Powerbombing the government"
text[number++] = "Piledriving is fun!"
text[number++] = "Kids, don't break your necks..!"
text[number++] = "Hamachi ftw."
text[number++] = "Red Alert 2 fans."
text[number++] = "Paul London knows how to do backflips."
text[number++] = "I'M THE BOOGEYMAN, AND I'M COMING TO GET'CHA!"
text[number++] = "If you smell what Meister is cooking!"
text[number++] = "Providing news and information about the activities of the Government!"
text[number++] = "The mana cannon is about to be fired!"
text[number++] = "Sephiroth is evil."
text[number++] = "People are getting mad."
text[number++] = "The Emerald weapon will kill you."
text[number++] = "Ric Flair is made out of rubber."
text[number++] = "I am rubber, you are glue."
text[number++] = "Teaching Jedis how to swim."
text[number++] = "Yoda likes Meister does."
text[number++] = "Steven Hawkins ain't so smart!"
text[number++] = "V-O-I-C-E-B-O-X"
text[number++] = "Seal clubbing is a great sport."
text[number++] = "Kenny is a farmer."
text[number++] = "OMG, they killed Kenny. Thanks."
text[number++] = "Homer Simpson is not fat."
text[number++] = "You are stupider.. Stupider like a fox!"
text[number++] = "No, but so are you."
text[number++] = "http://ulrick.istheshit.net"
text[number++] = "The sharpshooter is a phoney submission."
text[number++] = "Times New Roman."
text[number++] = "We use teh Verdana!"
text[number++] = "QWERTY"
text[number++] = "12345678910"
text[number++] = "å, ä and ö are forbidden letters."
text[number++] = "Why must we be so talented?"
text[number++] = "Poor us."
text[number++] = "Svanes cell phone can BLINK !!"
text[number++] = "CYK EL POJ KEN ! ! ! ..deejåag!"
text[number++] = "Overdick is a fine specimen."
text[number++] = "You are you are, I am I am."
text[number++] = "The sphinx stinks."
text[number++] = "Invading Dreamhack summer 2006"
text[number++] = "Bashing our heads against the wall."
text[number++] = "Oh my god, this script is awesome."
text[number++] = "We fight in the UFC. . . . Okay, maybe not."
text[number++] = "Take me hostage, it's the only way..!"
text[number++] = "Do NOT attempt to smoke this under any circumstances!!"
text[number++] = "Poni.. Poni Poni Poni...."
text[number++] = "There are no roads or paths in the Sky, that is why mankind always seek to fly."
text[number++] = "Coding is good, Alexander"
text[number++] = "Alexander, you need to type what you learn - - -"
text[number++] = "We're running out of catchy slogans.."
text[number++] = "My shoulder hurts."
text[number++] = "Viktor is to Petter, as salpetersyra is to jordgubbe."
text[number++] = "Get a haircut!"
text[number++] = "Where are my manners?"
text[number++] = "WTF if wrong with *.GIFs?!"
text[number++] = "Dreamweaver generates faulty code."
text[number++] = "Why can't we attend Google's Summer of Code? :'("
text[number++] = "cout << \"lol. You don't understand this! ;)\" << endl"
text[number++] = "It is I, Yoshimitsu! ...*kuru, kuru, kuru*..."
text[number++] = "LOL"
text[number++] = "White House is GaY"
text[number++] = "Don't eat yellow snow."
text[number++] = "There's a band called Meister."
text[number++] = "http://www.meistersoft.co.jp <-- They're friggin' above us!! :'() EDIT: Not anymore they're not."
text[number++] = "Shooting Star Press on the way!"
text[number++] = "Our *very distant* goal is that you'll never see the same slogan twice."
text[number++] = "SLOGAN  #200!! :D"
text[number++] = "This one is just a filler."
text[number++] = "Guiness book of World Records - acknowledge us!"
text[number++] = "Tjoger is a red."
text[number++] = "if(tjoger==red)cout<<\"Bullseye.\""
text[number++] = "IT'S GONNA BLOW!!"
text[number++] = "Meister: Tobe? &auml;r du d&auml;r? T0b3: Ki&auml;&auml;&auml;ss?"
text[number++] = "Somewhat difficult a project."
text[number++] = "John Bradshaw Layfield!"
text[number++] = "Dude, where's my car?"
text[number++] = "Petter's knuckles are swollen and red."
text[number++] = "GIF. GIF. GIF. GIF. GIF. GIF. GIF. GIF. GIF."
text[number++] = "PNG - Pancake Nagging Gansters"
text[number++] = "Samoa Joe is Wrestling!"
text[number++] = "Chuck Norris fears Meister."
text[number++] = "Making Tjoger red since 1958!"
text[number++] = "They say that you should be able to speak at least 3 different languages. We do - Swedish, English and C."
text[number++] = "Yes, quite!"
text[number++] = "Rather tasty, old McRocker."
text[number++] = "SILENCE, you bum!" 
text[number++] = "Learn CSS NOW!"
text[number++] = "Aaah~ Kills it with fire..."
text[number++] = "Wrestling's not fake!"
text[number++] = "Picking your nose on a daily basis!"
text[number++] = "Freaky Friday!"
text[number++] = "Why don't you send us a mail?"
text[number++] = "Chuck Norris fears Hulk Hogan."
text[number++] = "DreamHack will never be the same again!"
text[number++] = "Making people nervous"
text[number++] = "That's not cool!"
text[number++] = "Yoda soda"
text[number++] = "We have contact for sure!"
text[number++] = "How come tea tastes like sh*t?"
text[number++] = "Penguings will haxx us all."
text[number++] = "Wake up, damn it! Wake up!!"
text[number++] = "Break a leg!"
text[number++] = "Good for you"
text[number++] = "Your very own hypocrites!"
text[number++] = "I never give up and change the world!"
text[number++] = "I never give up and the revolution!"
text[number++] = "Fredrik has a widescreen! :D"
text[number++] = "In the name of simplicity"
text[number++] = "Time to play the game!"
text[number++] = "When in doubt, choke'em out!"
text[number++] = "Diablo 2 sucks."
text[number++] = "German Suplex!"
text[number++] = "World Of Warcraft's greatest enemies"
text[number++] = "Searching PAJ."
text[number++] = "Manufacturer of OEM integration devices car audio. (...)"
text[number++] = "Includes a media ownership chart!"
text[number++] = "Discovering the facinating possibilities of open source."
text[number++] = "Super Mario Rampage!"
text[number++] = "Sonic the Hedgehog"
text[number++] = "The Rowland Generator is here!"
text[number++] = "Skull Von Krash!"
text[number++] = "Tux humps your mailbox."
text[number++] = "You've got mail!"
text[number++] = "Nintendo 64"
text[number++] = "Food in fifty minutes."
text[number++] = "Quality in a square!"
text[number++] = "This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny"
text[number++] = "Tea and scones at Mrs. Jones's"
text[number++] = "Sephiroth befriended our dog!"
text[number++] = "R.I.P. Steve Irwin."
text[number++] = "0 means off. 1 means on."
text[number++] = "Scarecrow Media is coming!"
text[number++] = "Ten thousand thumbtacks."
text[number++] = "Necro Butcher!"
text[number++] = "Visual Basic can't do math!"
text[number++] = "Soon to be convicted for the murder of Visual Basic"
text[number++] = "We made FredLight use Visual Basic. He died."
text[number++] = "Nothing says 'good luck' like a pat on the back!"
text[number++] = "Open Source Forever - Visual Basic being the exception"
text[number++] = "Visual Basic for the lose."
text[number++] = "Neckbumping on thursday nights"
text[number++] = "Soon to invade DreamHack Winter '06"
text[number++] = "Would you sign our petition?"
text[number++] = "xevz is our friend. Especially mine. :-)/Nook"
text[number++] = "As gay as a 3$bill."
text[number++] = "As cool as ass!"
text[number++] = "Skitmario is RAW"
text[number++] = "Ja, Ulrick kan ju inte så mycket."
text[number++] = "Lazslo? Lazslo..?"
text[number++] = "Alexander has as number 2 in his surname"
text[number++] = "w4r3zm0nk3135 w3 4r3"
text[number++] = "Unix? Who's Unix?"
text[number++] = "Magnus, I'm asking you, <i>PLEASE</i> don't crash the server.."
text[number++] = "This is very important guys, are you widd me?"
text[number++] = "World of Warcraft makes you stupid."
text[number++] = "emacs or vi? :("
text[number++] = "Stallman - God among Gods"
text[number++] = "Whah, whah, whah! Somebody call a whambulance!"
text[number++] = "There is no escape."
text[number++] = "Take off that hat."
text[number++] = "PHP - Parents Helping Parents"
text[number++] = "Dags f&ouml;r &ouml;l!!!"
text[number++] = "Traceroute with a bear"
text[number++] = "Fedora Linux Strawberry Gnome"
text[number++] = "The blog is down."
text[number++] = "Magnus has an orange"
text[number++] = "emacs or vi? vi vet inte."
text[number++] = "Skitmario is a Rune god"
text[number++] = "Linux is better than Unix. -crazzy"
text[number++] = "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
text[number++] = "Wii have a problem"
text[number++] = "Taking a piss in your cup!"
text[number++] = "Slackware is not for slackers!"
text[number++] = "Clusterfuck!!"
text[number++] = "I don't eat soy. - Petter"
text[number++] = "Please, try not to be impatient."
text[number++] = "Well, see, the thing is.. you suck."
text[number++] = "Popped eardrums are nasty. Again."
text[number++] = "It doesn't make sense!"
text[number++] = "Beware of backdoors!"
text[number++] = "Now I'm the closet"
text[number++] = "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!"
text[number++] = "Go China! Go China!"
text[number++] = "Westonline stole our properties"
text[number++] = "nemrod dates tubgirl"
text[number++] = "Banned from the Internet."
text[number++] = "There's a Jeep in my ass."
text[number++] = "Skitmario doesn't know."
text[number++] = "We bought goatse.cz. Visit it."
text[number++] = "Hybris ftw."
text[number++] = "seXxyb0i14"
text[number++] = "Tattooing Stallman's gentitles."
text[number++] = "Improper language is like a kick in the groin."
text[number++] = "Life is like a box of chocolates. Some parts taste like coffee."
text[number++] = "Holy H4xx0r!"
text[number++] = "I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself."
text[number++] = "We are not amused."
text[number++] = "This is not enough broccolis."
text[number++] = "Like spitting in a cop's face!"
text[number++] = "Britney Spears shaved her head. She looks like a goblin now."
text[number++] = "Bill Gates is the mother of all evil!"
text[number++] = "Why did you do that?! It's so unnessecary!"
text[number++] = "Skitmario got pissed for being on the Internet.. :("
text[number++] = "Homosexual? NO! Use body lotion!"
text[number++] = "Do that one more time, mister, and you're going straight to hell!"
text[number++] = "Inventing emoticons since 1956 qp_qp"
text[number++] = "P - I - M- P!"
text[number++] = "Gary Coleman stole my car!"
text[number++] = "Camel Try"
text[number++] = "Too cool for playing. We play a lot, though."
text[number++] = "Great minds think alike. Hey, I was gonna say that!"
text[number++] = "We're too cool to play with you. Go play with yourself."
text[number++] = "To cool to wear not the hat."
text[number++] = "We mess with the best - teabag with the rest"
text[number++] = "Melon hair!"
text[number++] = "We're <i>never</i> sarcastic."
text[number++] = "I'll obfuscate your face."
text[number++] = "Charlie Chaplin used to be cool. He's more of the cupcake kind of guy now."
text[number++] = "It simply does not work."
text[number++] = "Ninja Showdown!"
text[number++] = "Nothing is like the love of a perverted father."
text[number++] = "Believe that, playa!"
text[number++] = "Darth Vader is more evil in real life."
text[number++] = "Choking on chewing gum is like music to us."
text[number++] = "Fikonmarmelad!!"
text[number++] = "Fan vad skönt att det finns någon som begränsar"
text[number++] = "Haven't seen skitmario for a while. I wonder if he still deserves the skit-prefix.."
text[number++] = "g33k w33d plz?"
text[number++] = "That guy looks lika a Hat!"
text[number++] = "If you have two and remove one, how many faces can you eat?"
text[number++] = "Random stuff is not as random as you might think. Toaster."
text[number++] = "If it weren't for us, you'd probably feel a lot better"
text[number++] = "Feting2 rids us of the darkness in our heart."
text[number++] = "01:01 - whose hand is that?!"
text[number++] = "Blod och knark i skog och mark"
text[number++] = "Four times in one night. Three letters - W T F?"


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